Some guy named Serj was walking down the street. He suddenly noticed that he got LOST IN HOLLYWOOD. He was in some kind of FOREST witnessing a weird DEER DANCE. SPIDERS were crawling everywhere. He looked up at the sky and spotted a JET PILOT hanging from a parachute. The man was forced to BOUNCE on a tree a couple of times before landing in the bushes . Serj came up to him and asked where in hell he was descending from.
The pilot answered: “That’s a really good QUESTION! Well the story is that I felt that this was a LONELY DAY for me so I decided to take my jet for a ride. But then something abruptly went wrong. The AERIALS weren’t responding anymore and I had lost my STREAMLINE. So I ejected my seat and I think the jet would be touching ground right about now…”

Suddenly, a huge BOOM ripped through the air as a nuclear cloud engulfed the city in it’s TOXICITY. They both screamed “I-E-A-I-A-I-O!”
“Holy $#!+!, cried the pilot, I forgot to unleash the weapons of mass destruction!”
Then, what seemed like a SAD STATUE of liberty’s head came flying towards the forest.
Serj asked him: “Did you BRING YOUR OWN BOMBS? “
“No” he said. “Some people made them thanks to SCIENCE and gave them to me... i thought they went well with my jet. Hmm and I think I have just destroyed some native American HOLY MOUNTAINS…well, like they always say, SHAME ON A NIGGA…”
But Serj was worried: “Don’t you think they will seek REVENGE?”
He looked at him with his STARLIT EYES and said: “Oh come on, think about it, do you think THEY WILL DIE FOR YOU? Stop DREAMING! This is the real world, FUCK THE SYSTEM! So what if we start a WAR? People all grow up to die. I’m sure RADIO and VIDEO are at the moment broadcasting this disaster instead of their usual VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHY. Well, anyways, let’s go take the METRO. You and me we’ll all go down in history with a generation that didn’t agree…”

Then Serj watched the PSYCHO take some NEEDLES out of his pocket: “SHE’S LIKE HEROIN, dude, she’ll surely HYPNOTIZE you, MESMERIZE you, even. Here, have some of THIS COCAINE…”

Serj tried some of his stuff, smoked a CIGARO… then died.